• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
    25·
    3 个月前

    Chaotic evil would be a box of socks. Will it clog the toilet? Will it be effective? Will any even be used? Who cares, it’s not my problem.

    • doctordevice@lemmy.ca
      16·
      3 个月前

      Either I’m the luckiest person ever or this isn’t as universal as everyone always makes it out to be. My house was always a multi-cat household growing up and I’ve got one cat of my own now. In total I’ve lived with 8 cats and my parents have had another 3 come in since I moved out. We have always aligned the toilet paper over and not once that I’m aware of did our cats ever unroll it.

      • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
        4·
        3 个月前

        Yeah same. I’ve had about 7 cats in my life so far (all long cozy lives from rescue kitten to old kittens). The first one tried it a little as a kitten then fell in the toilet and that fixed it. None of the others did

      • ramius345@sh.itjust.works
        3·
        3 个月前

        Ive had 2 as a child and 4 as an adult. Only one of them has a penchant for it. He will go for it every opportunity he gets. It is dependent on personality, but flipping the TP around is a deterrent. In the bathroom he has access to I keep it in a cabinet.

        • doctordevice@lemmy.ca
          2·
          3 个月前

          Yeah, all it takes is one cat who goes for it and you’d have to adjust. I just don’t believe it’s super common the way common wisdom on the internet suggests.

          I also think the amount of other enrichment your cats get can deter this sort of “naughty” behavior. I see that as them trying to find something fun to do. If they have other outlets I would hypothesize they’d be less inclined towards this.

  • Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de
    9·
    3 个月前

    Lawful good is chaotic good with a full roll already on. Neutral good stays the same. Chaotic good is a full roll on and lots of not yet empty rolls on the cupboard.

    Lawful neutral stays the same. True neutral is with the roll the wrong way around. Chaotic Neutral can stay.

    Lawful evil is Kleenex. Neutral Evil is just an empty roll with the text: “Just use the cardboard.” Chaotic evil is either sandpaper or just a burning roll.

    • Rakonat@lemmy.worldEnglish
      41·
      3 个月前

      LE should be an empty roll with a magazine or newspaper on the shelf. NE should be empty. CE should be a roll of duct tape.

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
        2·
        3 个月前

        I think LE should be 3 squares left. Technically not empty so no replacement, but definitely not enough.

  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
    92·
    3 个月前

    I need flushable and non-flushable wet wipes on this.

    Edit: I did not know that in some parts of the world “flushable wet wipes” and “wet toilet paper” are not synonymous and learned that e.g. the USA has a problem with companies being allowed to advertise their wet wipes as “flushable” not because it is okay to flush them but because one is able to.

    • B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      181·
      3 个月前

      It’s not recommended to flush any wet wipes and companies that put flushable get away with it because you physically can flush the product

        • LwL@lemmy.world
          2·
          3 个月前

          Those are probably fine, yeah. Though germany has just as much of an issue with “flushable” wet wipes to my knowledge. I’ve certainly never encountered actually flushable ones in the wild.

          Really cool product though, needs to become more widespread (or just bidets lol)

        • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
          1·
          3 个月前

          They create fatbergs (…) that destroy your cities infrastructure

          So it would be in one of the evil panels for you as well?

          • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
            11·
            3 个月前

            also, the shit TP goes in the trash as well, in most of the world.

            (Yes, most of the world doesn’t have American-level poop plumbing and processing)

            • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
              1·
              3 个月前

              That’s nasty too

              (Yes, most of the world doesn’t have American-level poop plumbing and processing)

              And definitely not the level we have

      • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
        1·
        3 个月前

        I’d replace lawful neutral with the image from lawful good and use lawful good to add one or two packages of wet toilet paper.

        The non-flushable wet wipes alongside an empty roll could get added to the chaotic evil panel.

        And the chaotic neutral panel doesn’t get anything.

  • QualifiedKitten@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    3 个月前

    I am very much “lawful good” to “lawful neutral” in general, but when I’m fostering kittens, the TP has to go in the cabinet above the toilet. Where does that land?

    • Blackmist@feddit.ukEnglish
      2·
      3 个月前

      There just wasn’t a good place in my bathroom to put a bog roll holder. It would have had to be by my shoulder which is awkward to grab. It lives on the windowsill now.

      • ulterno@lemmy.kde.socialEnglish
        1·
        3 个月前

        I use a faucet in the toilet.
        The TP is just for cleaning edges and corners that are hard to mop/broom/wipe.

        Or when I drop some egg innards.

  • phorq@lemmy.mlEspañol
    5·
    3 个月前

    I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.

    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
      6·
      3 个月前

      Its not just about quantity but effort too.

      • Lawful good has of a full roll on the spindle with no backup is technically the minimum good. No points deducted for that, but no points earned.
      • Neutral good still has a partial roll on the spindle, but they also went to the extra effort to provide an additional backup roll. Extra points for extra effort of supplying an additional roll when they didn’t have to.
    • Battle Masker@lemmy.world
      1·
      3 个月前

      I’d change lawful good to chaotic good and make lawful good a combination of it and chaotic neutral. that’s what I’ve always done at work when it was my turn to clean the bathrooms

    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
      21·
      3 个月前

      Given that most people are commenting from their toilets, this is a weird fucking comic. Black619 is mostly right, but then there’s you and I with our… wetworks.

      Me, I’m calling bumgun + normal tp = CG.

      bidet would be… NG.

      Japanese toilet with bidet, blow drier, LCARS, etc: that’s LG.

  • Pasta Dental@sh.itjust.works
    4·
    3 个月前

    When you have a cat lawful evil really helps with “finding out the mf had a lot of fun during the night and completely destroyed this brand new roll”