Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…
Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol
Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!
Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…
The doctor was expecting you to attack, not defend. Whelp, off to the psych ward with you, there’s clearly repressed trauma in your muscle memory…
Takes one to know one! gottem!
Why are you hogging all the hot singles in your area to yourself? Sharing is caring!
That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!
If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear it… is it automatically deadly?
If the country of origin was once under the control of Great Britain… close enough…
Well yeah, it slid off…
As far as chandeliers go, I’ve seen deadlier. Some if they fell on you, you’d be toast…
Just looks like a slightly out of focus phone camera. Probably taken at sunset and then put through an oversaturated filter.
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…