This made me think of little house of horrors (the color one"l)

Yeah I’ll say I’m a goddamn elf if it means I get 5 extra years of not having to work

Is bottom right wearing a prosthetic mouth piece?

Virgins don’t know that you suck at sex. It’s an insecurity thing. Most people don’t realize it.

Your gaming alias now is a generational family name. All hail the House of Sparkles.

Please for the love of country. Make it real

Gonna make a great Easter egg joke vehicle in a retro game 30 years from now

You can dupe food? This changes everything…

Well did anyone light the beacons?

Imagine a population made up entirely of werewolves, then one day out of a thousand years the rare astrological phenomenon occurs where all the moons are on one side of the planet.

Suddenly, everyone on the other side of the planet starts convulsing and shrinks into these weird, defenseless little hairless naked mole rat looking monsters. Be a real mind fuck.

Evil

Or - they want people to know. Fear is a powerful tool.

That’s just what the ment told the women he said. They just wanted a piggyback ride

New Wave, duh

Have you ever had a girlfriend who finishes her drinks?

They want less life, not infinite life

Boom?

My alien better have brought a goddamn barrel of coffee cause he’s honna be waiting a minute

I would like to do a study on cooccurance of vore fetishes in people with toxoplasmosis.

3,600 degree noscope headshots incoming