These people somehow take themselves seriously

Thanks, had to go find it.

the joke

30 year mortgage means you pay for the house twice with interest. 50 year mortgage means paying for the house 3x.

You sir are broken.

Carry on.

Lady is probably a grandma by now

Fake sweedish gag accent works quite well here

Jfc

So many emulated snes playthroughs ruined by that impulse

Well if we could try that era’s tax policies again, but without Jim crow this time, that would be a great starting point…

This statue implies that Medusa, like the snake woman she is, bent over backwards and looked him in the eye upsidedown while he was ogling her ass

So mom always said I was special, this must be it. I violate thermodynamics

Got these for the wife some years back…

Bless you

Love this weird animation style. Has some cool YouTube show about hamsters people forget what it’s called

Look at his little smirk

His chins have merged with his lips

Man what a helpful guide

This is ahorrible idea, you can’t catch ashes in a butterfly net.

You need to use a wood chipper instead of the crematorium. Much larger pieces, much easier to catch.

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