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A vegan convention.
A muslim vegan convention.
In colognes and deodorants. If you smell like bacon, then you need a shower. I don’t care how delicious you smell.
Video cards. Cooks up well enough if you play the right games but it makes a big mess.
Bacon is not good in the garbage can. That would be a waste.
Unless it’s vegan bacon.
Parks and Rec: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2_bQkaG5U
Everything.
-Your Cardiologist
Here are my guesses. Anyone willing to try and find out, please report back with your findings.
Grapefruit
Mountain dew
Blended into a fruit smoothie
The filling inside Gushers
Matcha green tea
Lemonade
Mixed into plain yogurt
Rum
I’ve had bacon fat washed rum. It was delicious
Huh, I had no idea that was a thing. Lowkey going to try that
I agree to most. But “plain yogurt with crispy bacon” does not sound that awful.
Vegan food.
Milk
A big ol’bowl of Bacon-O’s! Hmmmmmmm…
Your body. It’s highly processed, contains nitrates, contains huge amounts of cholesterol, and is a known carcinogen according to the WHO. It’s like smoking, but for your digestive system instead of your respiratory system.
I can’t think of anything bacon doesn’t improve.
Mint chocolate chip ice cream?
Thank you for the suggestion. Someday I’ll try the ice cream with bacon bits.
Bacon in ice cream is really good. I used to make this at a buffet regularly.
Now I want to try… I bet it’s fucking delicious!
Bacon makes everything better, but there are also things that make bacon worse.
Cakes and other sugary dishes.
I had a bacon wrapped donut from voodoo donuts once, at the time I thought it was pretty good, then several hours later I had the worst food poisoning experience. Nine kinds of shit and two kinds of vomit came out of me.
Never again.
That’s not inconsistent. Bacon tastes great, and with most things. It’s always something to want.
But it’s never good for you. You’ll always regret it later. The only different is most of us regret it for our increased likelihood of death but you may have wished for death
More bacon for me.
We’re going to need a detailed description of the nine kinds of shit and two kinds of vomit.
I won’t be reading them, but we need them regardless.
Uhh, bacon would be delicious on a maple glazed donut
Yes but not pancakes/flapjacks.
makin pancakes. makin bacon pancakes
while not bacon, there is a recipe from Saxony-Anhalt which combined sweet rice pudding with bratwurst. (never tried it, just know it exists)
https://ddr-zeiten-buch-frueher.de/apfelreis-milchreis-mit-bratwurst-ddr-rezept/
and some people think pineapple with pizza is bad (it’s not)
Chocolate and bacon is a great mix
Best thing I ever tasted was an artisan dark chocolate with bacon and sea salt.
Donuts. I just don’t understand the appeal. It’s a texture thing for me. Bacon is chewy. Donuts should never be… chewy.
/Yeast donuts have entered the chat
Use crispy bacon.
Jelly (English not what the Americans call jam)
Also jam
Bacon jam is delicious on a burger
Right? So many people in this thread seem to have very unrefined palates.
Bacon Jam isn’t a refined taste, it’s a powerful flavour combo. But I agree with the sentiment.
Bacon can go with most things if you match them based on flavour profile - there are different types of bacon types, flavours and levels of “done”. Different foods require different types.
We do have both jam and jelly in America, as well as gelatin/jellied foods.
I love jam on my bacon egg and cheese sandwiches.
Christmas dinner.
Mmmmm… False.
It’s True. Ortodox Christians fast 40 days before Christmass, running from November 15 to December 24 (on the Gregorian calendar) or from November 28 to January 6 (for churches following the Julian calendar). It involves abstaining from red meat, poultry, dairy, eggs, and—at various times—fish, wine, and oil.
Christmass eve dinned is on December 24 (on the Gregorian calendar) or January 6 (for churches following the Julian calendar). So, unfortunatly, no Bacon on Christmas dinner.
Disclamer, I am not Christian but I live in Christian country.
