JonEFive

Still would

TIL - thanks for informing me!

Here are my guesses. Anyone willing to try and find out, please report back with your findings.

Grapefruit

Mountain dew

Blended into a fruit smoothie

The filling inside Gushers

Matcha green tea

Lemonade

Mixed into plain yogurt

Rum

I don’t know these things, but doesn’t that have to do with blessings and hos they’re slaughtered (halal) or am I mixing up religions?

Uhh, bacon would be delicious on a maple glazed donut

So Apple isn’t contributing to this problem? Because it sounds like an Apple problem to me. Just because other companies are doing it, that doesn’t absolve Apple from their bad behavior.

And if they didn’t want to accept calls at 8:55 pm, they’d have the cutoff be 8:30. As someone who has worked in support quite a lot, sometimes you get a call right before the end of your shift. It sucks, but it’s part of the job.

Sadly, that trick doesn’t work as often as it used to.

Every hole is a chance for glory!

That should be the phrase on one of those “Keep calm and carry on” posters

Wait… I think this one might be true.

Great write-up. However, since this is intended to be more educational, referring to the GOP without explaining then turning it into a pejorative isn’t useful. That said, you could of course keep it in as commentary.

For anyone reading who doesn’t know (perhaps international): GOP stands for Grand ol’ Party and it’s another slightly antiquated term for Republicans. The “Good ole pedophiles” is obviously an insult, but one based on actual actions and evidence backed claims. They have blocked and refused to investigate or prosecute anyone in the Epstein files, even with coroborating accusers and witnesses.

Non binary god… uhh, doesn’t the bible basically say that God the spirit is genderless?

Mr. Frundles 😠