Canadian warcrime?
Stork on the Dork
Honk on the stronk
Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian
Quack on a rack
Cobra turkey on tomorrow’s jerky
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That’s easy, it’s a don’t fuck with that on a don’t fuck with that. What’s my prize?
Don’t fuck with that + don’t fuck with that = 0 fucks given
Just imagine the 2 of them in a room together 😱

Dumb like a moose.

Geese on a meese
This is the most Canadian thing ever.
Canada has been developing a new war crime technology under the ice.
moose already are powerful enough that they hunt orca. giving them goose wings and an extra goose body with a second, very goosey head gives them air supremacy as well as land and sea supremacy.
may moose god have mercy on us all
Moose: If I hold real still maybe it won’t bite me in the nuts.
The moose can fuck that thing up if it actually tries that.
Mynd you, moose bytes kan be realli nasti
This is the most evil meat mech I’ve ever seen.
Goose on a moose on the loose
Bird on the furred
Duck on a buck? Goose on a moose?
duck on a deer
It’s actually duck on a buck /s
Duck on the deer
Duck on the buck
Quack on the back
Quack on the Rack
Mack on the stack
this made me exhale quickly out my nose and smile













