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xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•he got himself a job working boom mic with a film crew4·10 days agoHe died for our CinemaSins
(ding)
Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body
Ceremorphosis, eh?
Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”
ಠ_ಠ
my face when
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing15·12 days agoGood god man think of the fruitarians
That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool
Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating
Have you tried flinging your own feces
I find it to be… flings a type 3
Ya almost got me dawg
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What's the community for stuff like this?9·29 days agoI recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)
This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me, awkward, trying to make small talk with a Brit. 2025, Colourised.3·1 month agoIs that Simon Templeman!?
Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence
Go back into shower, resume task
Or poops
I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps