nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now
They put me in a room
This post reads like shit!
A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.
So, get away
Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know
Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez
My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies
Elon Musk has a dollar
He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar
My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails
who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎
This is some serious Siskoposting
Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?
Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency
It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination
The chastity is but a service for our christian eyes, for shame did not exist in the garden of eden. Indeed, Adam did walk with that thing in full swing, for then, the gentle sway of his wangdoodle was no more a sinful offence than birds singing, nor Eve’s hooters honking, amen
whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?
well hold on now, maybe that was just trauma from being short
Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten
“My cabbages!”