I AM NO MAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Underdogs was such a great site

Oh look, it’s my sign to leave

Tim Minchin jeebus!

Previously the fucking around was drivers, HAL, compatibility etc. now it’s a goddamn delousing

How the fuck they haven’t been slapped with an anticompetitive is beyon - oohh right. End stage capitalism

We all think we’re in the worst timeline, but have you considered we’re in the funniest? From an outside perspective

Yeah that’s what happens when you throw your engineers out for business majors at a tech company

My personal faves are the claims that the cybermen are ripping off the borg and that Pratchett’s Unseen University is a hogwarts copy.

So you’re saying you, a windows 11 user on five computers running Microsoft’s default preferred configuration don’t receive any nagware notifications for deviating from Microsoft’s preferred configuration? Fascinating

Because cost of living hikes mean no one has any fucking money any more?

Application of increased flame hastens the bacterial destruction

Well we are talking about execs, they tend to not know what the fuck they’re talking about

Tbf they didn’t say shit about the disabled or parents

Term of your natural life has so much wiggle room

As a tech, i’m fucking howling because 99% of answers to any given question is already bullshit that ranges from useless to dangerous.

“The machine” can’t tell the difference and it’s going to be considered authoratitive in its blithe stupidity. hoover up SA all you want, you’re just gonna agregate it with bullishit and poison your own well anyway

Masses of tests culminating in 9 months of chemo on magrath, multiple meds and hospital stays from complications including two stints in ICU, CAT scans, blood tests, etc etc. $0 AUD at one of the best cancer care hospitals in the world.

Oh and i also received federal disability payments because i couldn’t work.

stop, I can only get so bearect

Don’t make eye contact, don’t attract attention, get the almighty fuck out.

And that’s why we pick the bear.

You know what a bear’s gonna do. You never know if a man is gonna turn into an abusive cunt.