CaffeineTwo@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoToday is my 25th birthdayimagemessage-square114linkfedilinkarrow-up1402arrow-down129
arrow-up1373arrow-down1imageToday is my 25th birthdayCaffeineTwo@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square114linkfedilink
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up65·1 month agoI would give my left nut to be 25
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·1 month agoI would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!
minus-squareEntheoNaut@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·1 month agoI’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!
minus-squareAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 month agoI also choose this guys dead wife
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month ago…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoBack in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
minus-squaremrmisses@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoSo that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoOh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
minus-squareorenj [he/they]@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agocronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoMaybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThe right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoand now I just read up all about deez nuts
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI would trade my middle nut to be 25
I would give my left nut to be 25
I would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!
I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!
I also choose this guys dead wife
…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
Dr. Whosticles.
Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
What about the right one?
Maybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?
The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
and now I just read up all about deez nuts
I would trade my middle nut to be 25
Why not the right one?
Yeah, it’s only right!