orenj [he/they]

Self-gratification doesn’t count as necessary

Reminded of my favorite goofy 2mello song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Q49j2j2Vo

This is woodmelon and metalmelon erasure

One might even say… very vexxing

The karen cut rules, its just that the people known for using it are sometimes shitty

Belphegor knows whats up.

Feeling a strange kinda envy for trans dudes who can roll up wearing one of these. Is that a writhing serpent suffering unspeakable agony in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Food safety is serious business

Creeper Minecraft pointing at its new shoes

Sorry i actually skipped #3

Its functional jewelry, kinda neat

My autism also lets me use non-vancian magic systems :3

Wym i have autism which decreases my magic missile spell’s cost by 2 points, letting me spam it with reckless abadon :3

I jist hope he fixed the bugs this time around, the fan patches suuuck.

another reason to love spiders <3

gats actually

Spiders are cute because they like to play fetch if you throw a bug in their web

If any bug were cute, its moths. Well, amd butterflies ofncpurse. And bumblebees. Ants are cute conceptually and from a distance. Stickbugs are goofy enough to qualify too.

i am reminded of a factoid i learned like 20 years ago. there is an amount of blood and pus the FDA says is okay to exist in one of these things and its not zero.

Schmeat