J’ai jamais compris les sacres québécois.

Just steal from the poor, they don’t have money to sue.

I hope you didn’t just bite into an avocado.

It was a CT, basically a 3D X-ray.

They’ve shown multiple times that they don’t need a proxy for war in the middle east.

Thanks, I needed to see this.

Oh well, might as well collect some suspicious pebbles, can’t be worse than whatever it was supposed to be.

Someone at a festival once gave me an edible, it didn’t do anything. Maybe I should’ve had a second one, because the one not doing anything was a little disappointing.

A cat can have an entire rotisserie chicken as a treat.

Nine pounds apparently is around 4kg, that’s well within the normal weight range for a cat, why are you calling beans out for it?

What if it’s not my favourite meal?

I know what I like.

half the people I see online can’t even speak one

It makes sense you when you look at it like that.

Proving your own point, nice.

Americans like to adopt foods or cooking techniques from other cultures

It’s not “americans” (as in people whose families have lived there for a few generations), it’s immigrants who brought their culture and then adapted it to the locals. You can find this in almost every country.

They don’t make for good submarines.

There’s only one proven way to get the gayness out and that’s by having as much gay sex as possible.

S stands for shit tier and should therefore be in the F tier.

You’re feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you’re not even allowed to press the elevator buttons with your genitals.

I’m going to the same place, it still doesn’t matter.

Your discord account is older than discord? How did you do that?