wasn’t he supposed to be wearing a dress or something?

I personally know why

but still in the pool, from the side

drink more water, or check your blood sugar

yeh but I have the heads up leg up on that one because I read all their ingredients on the shitter

only in the city

don’t let the days go by

fuck, now I feel old

neat! and, it is not prohibited by the Hague Convention. wunderbar!

yuck!

that sounds pretty good, I’ll have to try it sometime

i would have been a great cannon gunner, as I’m not a stranger to early exploding shot meself.

how many is too many?

gas pump levers in the Netherlands don’t lock.
but a lifehack is to put the gas cap in there.

like using Gboard?

Ecce! In pictura est poella Romana.

bibbo ergo sum

Gestapo is already in their daily vocabulary

where can I find this muy authenico Mexican food?

thx for the wiki rabbit hole, TIL… a lot

thx, now I’m hungry.

tortas!