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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 天前

It's actually that simple.

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It's actually that simple.

amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 天前
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      Id say hesitating yes require a proper confirmation. If the person doesn’t look sure to you, ask them ?

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      Yeah I’ve been sexually violated in ways like posts like this are usually about (coerced and pressured past my "no"s into situations I didn’t want) and while I respect the effort, I feel like they’re often in a weird position of overzealous and only really applicable in hookup type situations, they also often ignore more manipulative styles of pressuring a yes.

      Hesitation is fine, but it may be good practice to double check if the following yes isn’t enthusiastic. The yes is often less important than the enthusiasm in early stages. I’ve had wonderful nights of tongue wrestling where we never asked, we flirted until it was clearly mutual, and in one case we were hesitating at first because we were both not super comfortable with the age gap (we talked about it after). And we were both drunk, because there’s a difference between consensual actions while in an altered state and taking advantage of a drunk person, and that difference largely comes down to enthusiasm and being in a similar state. If I’m one beer in and generally feeling fine I ought to turn down a shitfaced woman who’s hitting on me hard, but if I’m right there with her that’s fine.

      And in long term relationship6s I think the need for enthusiasm reduces. Sometimes you put out when you aren’t really in the mood because you love your partner and value the intimacy. That’s not being sexually violated unless you were pressured or coerced.

      Consent is a discussion that requires genuine nuance, and checklists will always come off as far more clunky than most people’s lived experiences with it.

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      There are also a multitude of reasons to hesitate that aren’t “I want to say no but am afraid of saying it”. Such as stunned silence because he or she couldn’t believe someone so awesome wanted to have sex with them. Or confusion because it was loud and they misheard the word ‘sex’ as ‘sax’ and was wondering where they could possibly get one of those at this hour.

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    Pfft, a simple “Yes” is not exactly enthusiastic consent. I need enthusiastic consent before I even send the first message.

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      If it’s not “Gee golly willikers, yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!” with stars in her eyes while she’s farting rainbows, then it’s a no. /s

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    I feel like you’re allowed to hesistate and still say a “yes” yes, especially since the “threatened and then said yes” is separate on this. It can be complicated and thought over first, no?

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      They would have done better to make it more about talking someone into it or pestering them than about “hesitation”. Maybe “reluctant” would have been better.
      Sometimes people need to do a little internal status check. “I had a headache all day, am I not feeling it or would it be a fun alternative to ibuprofen?”

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      No

      https://lemmy.world/comment/23825694

      Lol on my -5 and the +24 on the link. Smells like hypocricy in here.

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    I might get hate for this, but you can still consent when you’re drunk, so long as you’re not like barely conscious drunk or you’re not being manipulated coerced by someone.

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      Yeah, as an alcoholic, I don’t think every sexual encounter I’ve had in the past decade or more was mutual rape.

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        If both are drunk, neither can rape and it is kind of seen like animals fucking naturaly. You both wake up as non-animals and are horrified by the ugly person on the other side that you fucked.

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          I mean that can happen, but in my experience it’s never stopped as a one night stand.

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    dead = no

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        Thay’s the joke folks.

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          Yikes

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    Yeah i have some questions about the animal one…

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      I used to go to church at this cult and people are weird. There was this kid there (he’s okay now but like, we all grow up a little twisted) who was always making jokes about putting peanut butter on his nethers and having his dog lick it off. One day someone must have reported the jokes and that was the last time (thank gods) we heard them, despite months of telling him that was fucked up.

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      Some people think animals can consent, it’s just “non-verbal”. Best you can get is sometimes you’ll have to restrain (or drug) an animal in heat less. In reality, that’s like if pedophilia was okay if the child was teen and extremely horny, in reality teens are more often targeted than pre-pubescent kids, and they also groomed with sexual and/or romantic favors.

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      ostriches have entered the chat

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    Dead?

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      Yes

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      That’s right, dead tired of not going to Itchy and Scratchy Land

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      But only if the person has consented to it during their life. Some people are now arranging things, so that necrophiles can have one happy moment in their life at least “the proper way”, some allegedly going even further and letting their bodies to be preserved for sex purposes. While it makes me go “eww”, at least it’s not something like parents letting pedophiles to rape their kids, not the animal stuff, etc…

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