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  • Back in the 90s I had a Zip disk labeled homework with porn on it. My little brother had a similar disk, but he kept it in his underwear drawer and got caught. Then our dad locked down our AOL accounts. I didn’t find this fair, so I installed a keylogger, grabbed my dad’s password, and unlocked my account.

    My parents were not amused when I told them about this 20 years later when I found out my dad was still using the same password for his wifi.






  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldJenkins.
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    12 days ago

    My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn’t a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they’re actually effective at defeating their enemies.

    So the reason we always seem to have Hitler is because the time cops keep people from killing him because the other timelines are even worse.