Here’s an Ent that only appears for a total of 30 pages, let me write his entire family’s history for an additional 50

Edit: fucking love me some LOTR, though

You’re just like the people Op is talking about.

As a teenager I once slowed down and drove through a roadblock because I thought it was the scene of a wreck. All the cops yelled and I stopped, and the cop at my window immediately asked how much weed I had smoked.

Midnight trip to McDonald’s didn’t work out that night

lol The cats need to change snacks if they’re festering

I have bad knees, but if you say so

The crop makes him look fat, too. In the original pictures, he literally looks like a relatively slim middle-aged man - which is exactly what is he when he isn’t training for a movie. Too many people forget that very few celebrities are consistently pumping iron to the extent that they have a perfect body throughout the year. Rob McElhenney goes into detail about this topic, I recommend everyone watch it when they get a chance

This type of dialog always reminds me of Toki Wartooth’s way of speaking

Facebook users typically skew older, so people that are more likely to have established careers, larger spaces and yards to work on. I feel like a lot of Redditors and Lemmings are young and live with parents or in apartments, and are thus less likely to have a yard to care for.

That being said, anyone with a deck or porch can pot a plant or two to try and help local pollinators.

I will be .zip and I’ll die on this hill

I don’t know, I just like the pictures

A lot of people don’t know this but the Epic of Gilgamesh was based on The SpongeBob Movie

Oh dear, not again

That’s all I needed to convince me to live like it’s the 60s again