- before the internet we used to have argument rooms  - No we didnt - of course we… wait - Pay up first 
 
 
 
- this actually works - no it doesn’t - You’re just being contradictory, that’s not an argument. - ThaTs nOt aN arGUmeNt - I… may be slightly out of practice. - So your argument is a monthly python video about arguments? That’s silly. - Right! Stop that. It’s silly! - It’s not silly enough though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCLp7zodUiI 
 
 
 
 
 
- Trolls used to make me so fucking mad. - Th1s ReALLY WuRkZ. 
 
- Fuck yeah it does. I learned better emotional regulation and how to analyze, form, and deconstruct arguments thanks to Reddit’s general argumentative douchebaggery. Now I’m an even more insufferable prick than ever! 
 
- I’ve been using this strategy my whole life without realizing it… - If your username is anything to go by, it seems to be only moderately working. - I know what I’m about. 
- Says someone who doesn’t seem to be able to square a circle! 
- That’s called productive self awareness, lol. Gotta remind yourself of what your tendencies are so you can work against them! - Shit, I’m supposed to be working AGAINST them? Well I’ve been doing this all wrong. - 😂. You’re doing alright, mate, I can tell. 👍 
 
- Removed by mod 
- And i guess youes is just to be a total bucket of cunts? - That reaction is uncalled for and a bit confusing. - You’re uncalled for and a bit confusing! 
 
 
 
 
 
- the letter x is overrated. fight me - What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? How can a letter be overrated- are you xenophobic? It’s literally probably the least used letter out of all of the letters. I bet you think 9/11 is overrated too - yeah it’s used the least because nobody actually thinks x is a good letter!! 
 the only people who like it are tech bros and edgy teens. If you wanna give attention to something underrated talk to a lonely guy. but Tech bros won’t do that because it’s not POPULAR!!
 Fuck x.
 
- x marks the spot 
- You just triggered Elon Musk 
- Removed by mod - Hey, I need to know what triggered a moderator response on a thread intentionally made for brawling 
 
- When and where - Cash, me, and outside. BISH. 
 
- No I agree with you on this one pick something else 
- So you prefer y-z coordinates? - I always do Qijk, xyz is for pussies - Time of course can be modeled as the vector t-hat… - Or wait is that what dimension Q is? - Ql of course, what do you think I am? A PEASANT? 
 
 
 
- 90’s companies in shambles 
- deleted by creator 
 
- ITS PRONOUNCED GIF - I’M GONNA FIND YOU - I’LL PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD MYSELF! - Removed by moderator 
 
 
 
- Call me old fashioned but I prefer picking fights the old fashioned way: doing shots before discussing religion with strangers at a bar. - Absolutely crass and vulgar. - Coctails or a nice red wine. 
 
- Hey, buddy. I don’t like the cut of your jib. Let’s take this outside. - Awww walk? - “It’s nice out here, that was a great idea.” - “Indeed.” 
 
 
- You’re such a cuck (not that there’s anything wrong with that, kinks among consenting adults are not subjects of shame) - Fuck, I’m bad at this. - Yeah well at least my wife can get laid - Yeah I don’t think I’m good at this either - Yes but barring one anomaly she has fucking horrible taste in women! 
 
 
- I didn’t even realize I was doing therapy, you inbred fucking idiot 
- Gets banned after reply because fight is with a Mod on Reddit. Lol 
- Ay fuck you and your couch  - Oh, we’re gonna fight, and I don’t care whose couch that is! 
 
- JD Vance has entered the chat 
 
- Turns out if you are a clueless kid, this just hurts and shrinks your brain. - Wish I knew that while I was a kid. 
- I decided to play Overwatch until I could zen out and exude peace and cooperation. The idea that a game and the people playing it could make me irrationally angry made me rue my lack of self regulation. Took time and patience but I did get there! I think patience is the key word there. Patience isn’t a strength of mine with the ADHD and whatnot. - Now do League of Legends - You, bastard. 
 
 










