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They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you are smart you have multiple income streams9·3 days ago“Man that is peanuts compared to my safari gig. I get to eat and get paid!” -Simba
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people192·4 days agoDonald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
Wait…are you the River Demon? Because you sound like the River Demon.
You know the malevolent demon that eats anything in the river. It has consumed boats, houses, coolers and people. When it can’t find food it greats a flood.
It be like that all the time. Instead of embracing chance people attack change. Until the wake up call happens and they realize that all art is AI. Every single piece of Art created was done by AI. The government has been keeping this a secret for centuries. The computer chips in our heads tell us what art to make and how to make it.
This is why I have an old school medieval helmet I wear everywhere. Except the airport, I won’t make that mistake a fifth time.
You doing it raw with no parmesan cheese! Damn that is gangster.
We are all trapped on this large dirt ball floating in space. No one is unique even my post. We all have this idea of being an individual with unique traits. That is just a lie we tell ourselves to cope. That tattoo isn’t unique, that piercing doesn’t make you unique. Your gender preference is not unique, the food you eat is not unique, the art you make isn’t unique.
We all are just recycling ideas over and over again until we are gone. Then next cycle of not unique people will show up to recycle everything.
Only true unique thing is scientific discoveries and medicine discovery. Everything else is just recycled over and over again.
US Coast Guard is all over the world not just US conducting missions. This was 2005 in support of Operation Iraq Freedom. US Coast Guard has been in many US conflicts throughout history.
Hmmmm so anyone who doesn’t agree with status quo is wrong. Got it. I just speak from life experience and my knowledge of the subject.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My AI girlfriend dumped me last night for a AI guy because his AI dick is huge.3·8 days agoThat is her loss. She could have traveled the world in your AI jet. She could have enjoyed a fine dining experience at your five star award winning AI restaurant. She could be enjoying your AI castle that overlooks the sea.
Don’t worry there are plenty of phish in the sea. You just need to wait to receive a random message from an unknown person. Then send them a dick pic as they request at random. Boom you have another AI girlfriend that will stalk you until you pay them to leave you alone.
Virtual Vacations. You done a camera and record yourself on vacation. Then someone rents or buys your vacation experience. That way you make money while always on vacation.
Not sure if being autistic matters in this instance. My wife will not eat grits due to texture but I do enjoy some buttery grits.
PFM? Pure Fucking Magic. Dammit guess I will never know.
Very nice let’s see Paul Allen’s rules in life.
Paul Allen pulls out a joint lights it.
- Smoke weed everyday.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldOPto memes@lemmy.world•Has to be 16 characters, #s, Cap and lower case.3·16 days agoFederal I had about 15 passwords. The State job I had about half that.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldOPto memes@lemmy.world•Has to be 16 characters, #s, Cap and lower case.137·16 days agoFederal and State jobs you can’t use password managers.
But this was the designated “Boot licker of the week” spot!