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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Should I buy it?

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Should I buy it?

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.

    having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it’s hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you’re also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.

    your rectum doesn’t have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsie dookies on daddy’s dick.

    oh and have more fiber in your diet.

    • pinkystew@reddthat.com
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      How do i follow someone on Lemmy

      • Steal Wool@lemm.ee
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        2 年前

        Lmfao

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      your rectum doesn’t have much volume

      Speak for yourself. I’ve seen what comes out of it.

  • macniel@feddit.org
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    Well, no kinkshaming here :)

    • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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      “Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        “Will ever learn” is a bold claim here.

        • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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          It’s meant to be more of a modest message of hope.

          • toynbee@lemmy.world
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            Very hopeful, then!

  • Toes♀@ani.social
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    I suspect this would cause internal ouchies lol

  • America@sh.itjust.works
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    Is it dishwasher safe?

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      Hand wash only, there are instructional videos on OnlyFans.

  • Allero@lemmy.today
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    As an actual owner of a similar thing: no

    The problem isn’t even how much water comes from there (you can figure it out and not set the water jet to full power), but rather that you are expected to insert this thing back and forth, which, trust me, you won’t do since your anus is unprepared, unexpanded and, well, dirty.

    So, while interesting on paper, this thing doesn’t really work the way it’s intended to. There you have it!

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      Fill it up with lube first then have it snot that out in mucus-y rivulets

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      Disappointing:(

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    Looks like a good way to die slowly and painfully.

    Edit: This isn’t a meme it’s real, what the fuck is wrong with people

  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    Quick reminder for me to search this one porn video I’ve found years ago where the woman uses this exact thing and post it here

    Edit: found it! It took me waaay longer than I thought it would. That happens to “similar videos” you watch because you’re curious and then turn them off but it somehow permanently exists in your memories for free lol

    https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5915ae689b1b4

    • RidderSport@feddit.org
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      Well? We’re waiting?

      • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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        Its been 5 hours, I think they are lost to the annals of the anals.

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          I found it and edited it into the comment!

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        I found it and edited it into the comment!

        • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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          Thanks champion.

  • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml
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    I’m suddenly feeling inadequate about the number of holes in my dick

    • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world
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      Get a piercing and remove it before coitus.

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
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      Would you say it has a plethora of urethra? Or a plurethra if you will

    • Numenor@lemmy.world
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      Nailed it

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    Is this supposed to go in the ass?

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      What the hell is wrong with you, God no. This is for docking.

      • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        How would that even work?

        • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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          Plug and Play

    • pinkystew@reddthat.com
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      Pervert

      • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        Why is that? I genuinely see no other use for this. That would make a lousy shower head for normal use.

  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Using vaginally will cause damage to the delicate microbiome in there, don’t do it!

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    Just use the Toilet Duck like a normal person.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      Is this slang for a bidet?

      • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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        Worse.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_Duck

  • Blackout@fedia.io
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    Wait for a black Friday deal

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      Free holiday returns until Jan 31

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    For anal flushing, please, please, please, go easy on the water pressure. You don’t want to pop your gut like a balloon on the garden hose.

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    Yes

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