A welcome distraction, but insufficient to make the experience enjoyable.

You guys need to learn how to make a decent ham salad sandwich

It’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!

Beckfullprice may be better?

What? The curtains?

Same thing happened to my friend xfggxil65

Stable owners hate this one simple trick.

I couldn’t work out how to spell “gonna”.

I can imagine an posh British etiquette expert selling this with a straight face.

I’m quite jealous of his head hair too.

With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.

Golden Oreos are just shite Custard Cremes

North Europe probably.

But if you turn it back on the conscious doesn’t return. Electricity is the energy conscious runs on, but it’s not consciousness.

Hang on. I’ve seen that tattoo!

That’s what someone who doesn’t understand magic would say.

Follow the spell incorrectly and that is indeed all you would get.

Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the bumper?

I want a quake rated home, which must be wood.

This isn’t true in Japan.

The problem I have with this conspiracy of capitalism is that, after having reached the top of the money pile by unadulterated selfish means, we now expect these people to work collectively for each other’s benefit?

Nah.

This is a valid athletic technique. Usually achieved by training at altitude.