That rubber suit
But what about the rumor that Robin laid an egg?
I’d like to get a look at the batmobile right about now.
Anyone see the Joker?
A few people did. Joker 2, on the other hand…
Damn, and here I thought we were talking about seasonal depression
And what happened to poor old uncle Billy …
Lies! But he did fly away
Til Kate Beckinsale’s daughter is dating Robin
Anosmia is not a laughing matter, folks.
He probably does smell with all the stuff he gets up to. I’m sure the batsuit doesn’t exactly smell of roses.
Alfred:
You have no idea… :(
Batman’s response: yeah well… who smelt it, dealt it!
Everyone else: uh no, that’s… not how that works, actually. 🤮🤢
Roses no, but a kiss from a rose maybe…
Bah dah da da da dat dat dah dah…
Bat(h)man
That sounds more like a Thai superhero. Bath Man… ～(つˆ0ˆ)つ｡☆
But there’s that big nose right there in the middle of his face! How does he handle situations where the only clue is olfactory?
My dog lost his nose in an accident when he was a puppy.
Oh, no! How does he smell?
Terrible!!
You claim you don’t, but there are thousands of people out there every year claiming a different story…
Lies. He smells like sweaty leather, and guano.
