I can’t find the king torso which is slightly concerning.

The King is dead, long live the King!

Cat funt

Seems there’s a bit of a running theme so far

What a bunch of prima donnas, demanding the spotlight

That’s fucking wild, wtf is a vulture gonna do at 37,000 feet. Ain’t no carrion up there buddy, overachieving ass bird smh.

Brad is just making shit up to try to sound smart

Weird, all I see is *********

Found the bourgeoisie swine

Based on the last names you listed, there is a fictional character with your first name and the last name Winslow, though the spelling of the first name may differ. It would probably still be sufficient for the tactic to work, though of course you’d probably have to deal with people going “Oh, like the character from [show]?” which could get old pretty quick.

Maybe find a historical figure with the same first name and take their last name, then if anyone searches you it gets drowned out by information on that person

What do YOU mean by “crosspoint of time and space”? Anyone who is alive is always joined with both space and time, as is the nature of space and time. So the phrase “crosspoint of time and space” seems kind of meaningless, as it is a constant and universal state.

This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors, Chidi

He came out of the womb shouting “it’s fucking raw!”

as is c. ham. rapist

I thought I was asked to join a sex tent, I didn’t really know what the pianos had to do with it but I wasn’t gonna say no.

Did I not mention that I’m also always ready to admit I don’t know? I was never particularly good at those problems, I remember you’re supposed to balance the equations some way or another, but I just don’t fucking care. The fly is dead, but also we probably should’ve let it live so we could study how it goes so fast. Forewarning would make no difference in my ability to do this math.

Up should be on because they’re both 2 letters, and together make the word “upon”.

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