Chapman’s > Ben & Jerry’s.

That’s actually pretty much in-line with how a lot of gods were portrayed back then. Have you read any Greek mythology? The gods were assholes there, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtBl9osaoeY

Was the baby married?

He’s still in the military. He’s wearing a uniform as he’s saying this.

They’re

It has either three letters too many or one letter too few, depending on whether or not you abbreviate.

They both started good but got progressively worse with each revival until J. J. Abrams destroyed them both.

I’ll always be more of a Star Wars fan, though, since I grew up in a time when Star Wars was still good but Star Trek was already going down the toilet.

Potatoes aren’t actually nuts.

It’d suck being paid in currency you couldn’t spend for 134 years.

Let’s call the whole thing off.

And the 1% that isn’t was made before 1980.

Weird Al was able to salvage it.

I might need to kick it at some walking mushrooms.

WAAAGH!

A lake is also a surface.

Beneath a shady tree, the hero spread
His table on the turf, with cakes of bread;
And, with his chiefs, on forest fruits he fed.
They sate; and, (not without the god’s command,)
Their homely fare dispatch’d, the hungry band
Invade their trenchers next, and soon devour,
To mend the scanty meal, their cakes of flour.
Ascanius this observ’d, and smiling said:
“See, we devour the plates on which we fed.”

This is your brain on drugs.

Clearly not rendered on a Sega Saturn.