(Lol, who is this everyone you keep mentioning? We are alone here, and both for our own amusement, otherwise why invest time?)

You keep projecting this ‘“winning” online & throwing tantrums is my whole personality’ thing.

And feel free to stop mentioning kids underwear :).

Magnificent beast!
And (for some reason) still how a proper bike looks like in my mind :).

Who dis?

Dang, you really hoping to be talking to a kid about their underwear?
This is getting sussier by the day.

Then again, I wasn’t gifted this tune of yours, I had to put effort in it, you should show some gratitude.

You are talking to a random child online for several days?? That is really inappropriate.

And you brought up their underwear?
Wtf?

I’m here bcs you’re hella fun & worth the one-liners, lol my ego demands dancing to this banger tune, I’m living in a nonstop days-long dancing tantrum, can’t think of nothing else, k, tl;dr.

But the real question is why are you suddenly so silent about kids underwear?

Whoa, now we are talking about childish underwear … sus.
(Also what’s non-irl underwear?)

Me when a cat or a dog wants me to follow them.
(Never happened with a bird, but the same applies.)

Why are you watching “hundreds and thousands” kids?

When you were moving goalposts,
I was dancing.

When you were getting over that a million times,
I was dancing.

When you wasted your days googling the basic meaning of emphasis,
I was dancing.

Holy goalpost moving!
1 million --> 1 thousand --> 520

There are a few of us!!
Best UI by far imho (and a few smol features that benefit my daily use others don’t offer or requires more clicks).

We didn’t get the normal installing (“side-loading” & displeasing the oligarchy) pop-up but it still affects us.

Why won’t you just simply admit you misplaced 999 thousand tantrums?

Wait, what on Earth happened to the other 999 thousand tantrums??

Your great longevity wasn’t just gifted to you - you earned it through sweat, hard push, and blood!
Gg!

Alas time is a cruel mistress, your once renowned, great name fell to obscurity, monuments erected in your honour faded, cults following your teachings disappointing, the poop buried deep beneath the sand dunes.

May you find solace in that your deed was so great your renown passed on to myth & legends - and you lived to see it!

O7

Omg, but I only came here to “win”! Noo!!

That already happened once in my life, I was lucky, luckier than most, it won’t happen again, but it’s kinda cool that it did.

One million tantrums! :O

(lmao) Is it really “messing up” when you end up thicc?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Come back to Earth, ppl might miss you.
(Also, we have books!)

You misunderstood me.

I wasn’t talking about learning at all.
I never said anything against the human activity of learning. I feel like I triggered you on something personal, for which I’m sorry.

Being in the vicinity of information --> gifted the chance to absorb/learn/remember it.

The girl was gifted (by which I mean randomised circumstances) the chance to put in the effort for those gains, yet she still can’t lift a mountain, much less the galaxy. She wouldn’t have the same gains if she was in a famine, or without arms, or a snail.
Again, that is not diminishing her efforts, attitude, results in any way, bcs we understand the context of human lives individually (ie she’s amazing).

Trivia nerds won’t know what random number I’m thinking of. Or what is dark matter. Or which human pooped the largest poop in 1000BC.

Learning is fun, it has a lot of positive synergies with basically everything, and we tend to rightfully cherish knowledgeable ppl more. And we don’t think knowledgeable ppl are dumb bcs they don’t know things they were never privy to learn. I’m still not sure why would you assume my standing to the opposite, but I think we already cleared that isn’t the case.
I didn’t move any goalposts (that’s just you trying to win something I think - I did include experts) & I think most understood me correctly. But you just wanted to argue (my use of the word gift) like a master debater & extended my simple point into wannabe “this guy doesn’t appreciate ppl’s efforts & thinks learning is fake”.
That’s just mean.

Here, have some inspirational quotes (with maybe the general use of the word gift that is lacking in this convo):