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minus-squarebdonvr@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down5·1 年前Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching. For example: “Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic “Adam and Eve”, Monaco Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 年前That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
minus-squareRekorse@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down2·1 年前It honestly seems like the focal point of the whole thing.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前Right? Why would they make a statue of him with a stiffy?
minus-squareResand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down10·1 年前Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down17·1 年前This dude is terminally lonely
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 年前Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue? I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
minus-squareannHowe@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 年前He has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.
minus-squareFaresh@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down4·1 年前Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though? What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前I’m sure there are a few. I’d sooner have statues of footballers rather than slavers.
Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.
For example:
“Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic
“Adam and Eve”, Monaco
Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal
And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
It honestly seems like the focal point of the whole thing.
Right? Why would they make a statue of him with a stiffy?
Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
This dude is terminally lonely
Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue?
I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
He has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.
People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though?
What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
I’m sure there are a few.
I’d sooner have statues of footballers rather than slavers.