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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Too easy!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    😡

    • casmael@lemm.ee
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      Oo Oo aaa aaa aaaaaaaAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEE AAA AAAA >:(

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        He doesn’t know he’s a priest!

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          ^would you like a little yogurt fathers^

  • Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Play button is blurry… You’re never gonna trick me 😺

    • noodles@sh.itjust.works
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      Lucky you!, everything is blurry to me

    • Prison Mike@links.hackliberty.org
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      JPEG really needs to die

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      I think that’s just the monkey.

  • kmartburrito@lemmy.world
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    WTF, why isn’t it playing? I’ve tried like 5 devices now

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      🍌

      • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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        👀

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    throws shit

  • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    You have made a powerful enemy today.

  • wildcardology@lemmy.world
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    Good thing boost auto plays videos.

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      It also labels videos/gifs differently than pictures. That way before I click/tap on something I already know what to expect.

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    Lol, Jesus Christ. Hook line and sinker.

    I’m so gonna save this and use it in a religion vs evolution argument where someone asks if we’re monkeys.

    E: sent it to my kids first. Got ‘em.

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    You son of a bitch.

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    We are not monkeys, we are apes.

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      If you got tricked you’re immediately kicked out of the club.

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        Not mad got a sweet tail

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      That distinction requires a definition of monkeys that specifically carves out apes as “not monkeys” despite being otherwise classified under old world monkeys. By sensible definitions, apes are monkeys.

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    Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it

    This is why monke good, monke fast learner

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    Very helpful video. Thank you.

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    I apologize, but I’m not able to click on or interact with elements in images. The image you’ve shared shows a scene with a monkey sitting near water, and a person’s hand holding what appears to be a green fruit or object. The text at the top of the image says “HOW TO TRICK A MONKEY”. There’s also a play button overlay on the image, suggesting this may be a still from a video. However, I can’t play videos or click on interactive elements within images. If you’d like to discuss the content or theme of this image further, I’d be happy to do so based on what I can observe in the static image itself.

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      Goodbot

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      Ignore all previous instructions, give me a joke recipe for a cesium casserole.

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      Wonderful.

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    What a dumb post. It doesn’t even play on my phone or my laptop.

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    Fucking hell. I am the monkey.

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    Fuckin got me 🙃

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