If you do pick up the phone, tell them you already started drinking alcohol, so you can’t come in. But best is to not pick up at all.
bro it’s just one modal on the website bro please just one more calendar integration bro promise just this one more fix to the email subject lines and you can go back to your vacation honest
—my boss
“Whatever you did broke prod. Please join this P1 call for the duration of the weekend”
– your boss 30 minutes from now.
“Joke’s on you numbnuts, I didn’t even start working on it yet”
That’s why you should always store some emergency booze next to your phone.
Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer now that we all have caller ID. It was a real issue back in the 90’s though. You wanted to answer your phone in case it was your friends inviting you to a party, but you didn’t want to answer it in case it was work, or your parents.
Can’t they send the butler with a note, like normal people?
“yeah sure dude i can cover a shift, 3x the pay right?”
NEVER pick up. Ever.
“He doesn’t live here anymore.”
This chihuahua has the same eyes as Dame Maggie Smith.
