I scrolled really fast over the plethora of characters to check if someone already posted a comment like this.

And scream at it. Calling it a worthless piece of noodle helped the most for be.

Your You’re not good at selling drugs to me, friend.

Edit: I’m not good at writing when slightly stoned it seems.

You probably shouldn’t doom scroll at work anyway.

Man, I wish I could have this much fun staring at my desktop.

Don’t look at me, I pooped my pants when I saw the eye of Sauron.

You can carve a hash pipe out of the potato. Or use it to lure hobbits.

Fuck you, I’ll never get this out of my head :-|

They updated a cloud security service and managed to break a huge part of the Internet by making software inoperable.

Fellow German growers, I want to smoke/vape weed in a Biergarten. My first little girl has been harvested last week and I’m days from hardening. But consuming alone at home is boring.

We need more weed culture. Obviously not in Bavaria, because holy shit, but I want to enjoy my new found freedom with like minded friends I don’t know yet.

And now I’m wondering why I’m posting here and not in the Bubatz community.

Meeting scheduled before 9? Instant kick to the balls. Meeting scheduled during lunch? Believe it or not, that’s a paddling. I mean kick to the balls.

Rebel now. Rebuild … ah, let’s rebel first and then take a nap or have a snack. The rubble will be needing to be rebuild tomorrow still.

Half the bacon is candy and the bread is a cake.

Huh. Fascinating!

Is it me?

Not only are they outrageously expensive, they even manage to be the ugliest pants I’ve ever seen.

Well done

Yeah, true. That’s a bummer. I only buy super basic stuff and they seem to keep making that forever.

No doubt, and they look good as well, but I’ve already been financially irresponsible yesterday so I’ll wait a bit 😅

Plus I’d need it shipped to Europe, so that’ll be on top if they even deliver here.

Oof, those are pricey. I need to get a sewing machine.

You know it’s possible to simply not give a duck to trends? I know, it sounds insane, but just do whatever you like. Try a skirt if you want, I bet it’s nice on the balls.

Shit, now I want to try a skirt!