This is AI slop
Fucking. Stop. Me.
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
But consider: which of the tiger’s appendages can you yank for amusement if you’re a gibbon?
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
You can’t tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
There’s one place you can pet it still. You’ll never guess where.
Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
you have to be the right kind of zoowarden. my friend who works with the elephants never gets to bring any cool animals home. a friend lived next door to the big cat lady and she brought home a cub any time they had one.
You’re not my Dad.
The spot on his back just before his tail looks like fair game. My kitty also likes that spot, but mostly wants face pets.
Anyone else now thinking of the scene in Red Dragon where the blind woman does a little sneaky “turn and cough” check on the sedated tiger?
Only in Kenya.
Booo, I downvote this oppression!!
(Not really, just joking)
