Classic so old I don’t even think it does the rounds anymore
Ah yes, the College Sophomore technique: Don’t eat all day, so the party beer gets you absolutely wasted when you’re drinking on an empty stomach. That’s just efficient use of resources.
LLM-fueled?
I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.
Or you could get aides
A nutritionist and a personal chef? I don’t have that kind of money.
Perhaps, but I hear it may have certain side effects…
“Have you considered cocaine?”
You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.
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This feels illegal
I assure you it’s perfectly legal, as long as you are of drinking age.
AI dietologist 🔥
cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart
Pattern: Death
Try dying
We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories
The fat comes right off.
the maggots eat it. yum.
“You should my calorie intake on the days I smoke crack!”
when your nutrition app has a contract with Suntory
The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.
Sowreee ofeesir, I’m on diet
I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!
It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I’ve already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don’t keep it to the one drink.
