Have you seen their thoughts on chickens?

It would funnier if he disappeared.

Those aren’t eWaste. Those are Mint machines.

Big Things from the Flood vibes.

Nothing felt as good as having a gamma-ray gun pointed directly at your face.

Those are obviously corn eggs.

Well, there’s a trolley problem with an easy solution.

Quest item.

It’s June, so the democrat cop should have a pride pin.

Everyone does. Most folks are just distracted.

Many a battlefield has been spoiled by a jester’s piss.

Life is extremely serious.

And it doesn’t need my help to stay that way.

Ah yes… The Nature Hole.

Free cockring.

Y’all need to watch more movies.

Charlemagne was a dopey little five-footer.

Crips to the Cops’ Bloods.

He could have spent their whole time together just helicoptering right in front of her face and he would still be more deserving of the bequest.

Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.

She eats babbies.