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if the good billionaires start giving all their money away to charity then only the evil billionaires would be left with money and therefore power

elon musk wants to do so much good with all the money he has but he cant because evil taylor swift needs to be kept in check its like the balance in the force from star trek

because imagine if mr musk ended world hunger then tay could swoop in and control the world itself because she would have more money than the president

this would be bad because she might change the national anthem to a silly pop song and she might make us all fly private jets and she would probably make us do interracial marriage even if we dont want to and what if she plunges the world into complete anarchy where theres cameras everywhere live streaming us to catch us saying and doing stuff she doesnt like like for example drinking pepsi instead of coke

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