Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoI'm tired bossslrpnk.netimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1560arrow-down110
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minus-squarefireweed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down1·3 months ago Me trying to raise kids Well there’s your first problem
minus-squaredefunct_punk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·3 months agoAlso “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.
minus-squareremer@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 months agoThe trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·3 months agoI can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoNot with that attitude…
minus-squareNightoftheLemmy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-23 months agoAren’t babies supposed to come out of uterus?
minus-squarespooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoYeah, but now it’s past the point when republicans care about it, so you can at least try without too much issue.
Well there’s your first problem
Also “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.
The trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that
I can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.
Not with that attitude…
Not with any attitude!
*harrumph*
Aren’t babies supposed to come out of uterus?
Do I look like a woman?
Do you?
Yeah, but now it’s past the point when republicans care about it, so you can at least try without too much issue.