Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1535arrow-down117
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minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63arrow-down4·2 years agoShe needs a new man. Ladies find yourself a man who either knows what you want or asks you what you want and listens You deserve better.
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up81arrow-down2·2 years ago Don’t make him read your mind.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up53·2 years agoYou only get a good fisting if you speak up!
minus-squareBatman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 years agoShe’ll certainly speak up with a good fisting
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 years agoThat was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoOn the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…
minus-squareTexMexBazooka@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoHowever; 2a:you must actually answer the question
She needs a new man. Ladies find yourself a man who either
You deserve better.
You only get a good fisting if you speak up!
She’ll certainly speak up with a good fisting
Speak for yourself
That was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
On the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…
However;
2a:you must actually answer the question