You can get blood clots in your legs doing this.
You should get up and walk around every 15 minutes.
Are you telling me to walk around during my shit?
If you spend more than 15 minutes shitting, you should maybe add some fiber in your diet.
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I’ve got IBS-C and I’m one unhappy guy if I don’t get enough fiber for a meal or two.
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Really?
Fiber just gives me gas which makes the C much more painful. Although I’ve been on the Wegovy diet for a while now, and constipation is far less frequent when you can only physically consume 200 calories of food
Would drinking a little amount of magnesium help?
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Taking extraordinarily long shits. It’s used as a laxative.
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How do i eat carbon fiber tho?
shredded and added to a smoothie /s
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You need to try hard and believe in yourself. Commitment, bro. Commitment.
I’m trying to save your life.
It’s nice to know that I live in a time where Satan’s maggoty cum fart is trying to save people’s lives.
Wasn’t there a subreddit back in the day with this exact thing in mind? Crazy “offensive” name, with a wholesome comment…
rimjobsteve iirc
I’ve started reading a book instead, and I’ll usually get through maybe ten pages, then come to the end of the chapter, and it’s a natural place to stop. Helps me avoid sitting there for too long browsing dank memes (pronounced may-mays).
I did 3 hours straight, how much you are?
Same when you get out of your car after an hour drive
Me this week cuz I threw out my back picking up my chonky ass labrador.
