I can’t see the point of going to an empty store

… what do you do in stores, exactly?

what

“No trash cans?! Goddamnit, all I wanted was to throw my candy wrapper away but now I’m going to shit on the ground on principle”

You’re still that salty over some random joke comment?

You can send me the therapy bill

It is! And makes the place feel a bit more human, somehow

Don’t have to when living in a country where keeping your shoes on indoors at someone else’s house would be incredibly rude

Don’t need a doormat when you are one I guess

Oh yeah, I’ve worked in a bunch of offices where the policy was to leave shoes at the door, or to change into office slippers etc. It’s not at all uncommon in Helsinki; keeps the office clean in the months when the streets are full of slush and grime

That’d be the point, yeah

“Most”?

I guess that depends on what you think smells fishy, but so far I haven’t, er, run into a single pussy that smelled like fish without the person in question having some sort of a medical issue

If someone’s pussy smells like fish, that’s probably a medical condition.

Real permavirgin post, top marks

See, you get it

Only barbarians wear shoes in their own homes.

Shit, even wearing shoes in an office job can be kinda sus.

edit: DOWNVOTE ME HARDER YOU FILTHY BARBARIAN HORDE, you know in your heart of hearts that I’m right

“This here’s for salt, this is for pepper, and this is for weapons-grade cocaine”

You’re thinking of a different “email”. The one you’re referring to was a parody but the one this post refers to is 100% real

Ohh it’d be hilarious to try and find cursed resumes.

However that would mean signing up for LinkedIn and I’d rather repeatedly hit myself on the head with a hammer. The brain damage would be about equal

Legit question.

I think we all know it isn’t

Americans not understanding other countries exist, an exhibit:

why don’t you tell us how you really feel

Benn Jordan is frickin great, he always gets up to absolutely fascinating shit like this