This sort of reminds me of my experience with Quebecois French. That shit gets pretty wild the further north you go, and I can barely understand Montrealers

But he’s speaking too clearly and enunciating too well

he what

I could understand mmmmmaaaaayyyybe like 70% (if we’re being generous, and we are, aren’t we?) of what the dude in that video was saying.

Regional accents can be really hard for me to understand sometimes, but I still love hearing them. The “standard American” accent and RP get so boring

Thanks for the explanation! I really had no idea about any of this.

After listening to the interview on that Excursion Around The Bay video I got interested in hearing more of the accent so I went and dug up more videos and ran into this https://youtu.be/yl9hQpG_c34

That accent is a delight. It’s so interesting.

Can someone explain this to a dirty Yuropean peasant like me?

Humanity is the bane of humanity

That’s… reassuring.

This reminds me of that scene from Fight Club:

“Which bank do you work for?”

“A major one”

Just your run of the mill neo-Nazi look, like RIchard Spencer:

Joke’s on you, I’m unemployed

Oh yeah I meant more that giving them any sort of power inevitably leads to this

This is what happens when we let conservatives have any sort of power in society

Where did I say the caretaker has absolutely nothing to do with it?

But yes I guess it’s easier to win arguments when you can just wholesale invent what the other person’s saying out of thin air.

I’ve only ever heard mostly people without kids saying this.

Stupid people without kids. I don’t have 'em but I have a functioning cerebral cortex so I can’t even fathom saying something like that out loud

but what about the potash quota

Weird, here natural deodorant means it doesn’t contain any aluminum.

My guess would be that’d depend on who’s calling it “natural”. You definitely do see that meaning here as well, even in the same store

Huh, interesting. I could have sworn that the “block of crystal” thing I had N years ago was an antiperspirant and not just a deodorant, but it’s been a while and I can barely remember what happened last week. I just remember that it was some aluminum salt or another, but thought it specifically wasn’t alum (which I still use for small nicks and cuts)

“Natural deodorant” is usually just a block of an aluminum salt crystal, which’ll work just fine since that’s the kind of stuff in “industrial” deodorants too. Stains more and dries out your skin though since you usually end up with way more of the stuff in your pits, which is sorta ironic I guess.

So I think I’d go with Shiloh or Dayzie?

Shhh! No criticize, only worship!

https://time.com/6338243/jimmy-carter-middle-east-record/

Truly a utility that we have all been waiting for without even knowing it.

I let them know! They’re pretty tickled that it’s clearly given people a chuckle.

It’s a ridiculous app which makes it so funny, but it’s also kinda cool that it’s possible to bang out an app that actually streams the real time status of a fucking space station’s toilets in an afternoon. I mean what the hell