Synopsis: A crook builds a robotic teddy bear to rob the homes of the people who buy it before returning to him. When he tries to retrieve the bear from a poor family with nothing worth stealing, the love of the couple’s crippled son turns the bear against him and he is arrested.

So when is this gonna be added to the MCU?

And Freddy Fazbear was born.

Is this the bite of 87?

Is feddy fazbar

IT KILLS PEOPLE WHO ARE FOOLISH AND LAUGH AT ME

And so, Teddy Ruxpin was born

Just dont call it Freddy

Prophetic image of Tickle Me Elmo.

I tried to find a gif of those old high quality dancing elmo toys but I can only find gifs of people setting them on fire and blowing them up.

I especially love how the "robot’ has no supporting structure or apparent limb motors or power supply, just a big receiver and computer-ish thing. I guess the rest is good old fashioned four-color magic.

I instantly thought the purple thing on the right inside the bear was a parallel port.

Why did I read that in Vincent Price’s voice? I even heard his laugh

And now you did too