Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.

I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real

I thought the newest season was okay. Not as good as pre-season 6, which I expected, but better than a lot of the previous reboot episodes, which I didn’t expect.

Honestly my biggest gripe with the show as it stands is that a lot of the current events references (e.g. Amazon, Bitcoin) are a bit on the nose.

AKA confectioners napalm

If you have a microplane, try grating the garlic. You can get a much bigger punch out of each clove.

And Greek letters are for when even the Latin alphabet can’t save you

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“That’s not how it happened!”

“Oh yeah? I’d like to see your degree in fungineering.”

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Thanks for clarifying, I thought it was odd considering the octopus doesn’t seem like a rare piece.

Yeah, I don’t get the hate for skibidi toilet. Like, you guys do realize this is literally the exact same shit we used to watch, right?

The few times I go to mcD I get two double cheeseburgers because here at least they’re on the pick 2 for $3.69, making them almost half price and so the closest thing they still have to a reasonably priced burger.

Flowers are the real invasive species there. Unchecked those fuckers just go.

I think it also put the turtles’ shell pattern on Shrek’s vest

It’s especially interesting in Piccolo’s case IMO because he was basically born evil as a reincarnation of his father, never having a choice in the matter. It wasn’t until Gohan came along and treated him as anything but a monster that he began to realize he had a choice.

I can’t believe Shel Silverstein predicted ChatGTP

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Same energy

No, Patrick, jeans are not a shitpost.

No, khaki isn’t a shitpost either.