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Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.

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Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.

Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz
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    1 year ago

    aww wtf lol

  • ringwraithfish@startrek.website
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    1 year ago

    Punchline goes in the comments

    • Philo@lemmy.caOP
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      Post your own joke then it can

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
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      Or in the description (just not the title)

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    1 year ago

    Two sentence horror

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    And I thought the roasted Porg was dark.

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      After a long empirial advertising campaign, Porg is the other white meat.

      Eat the light side, join the dark side.

  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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    chewie groaning noises

    That was actually really good, though

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    RIP Chewbacca

  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    But I thought he liked chewie…

  • f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world
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    I was always just confused as to why Solo had a partner.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Han eats fast. Such a greedo.

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