Jesse Plemons character in one of the Fargo seasons did this.
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ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.English132·1 year agoPunchline goes in the description
Beats, Bears, Battlestar Galactica
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.English9·1 year agoPunchline goes in the description
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.English72·1 year agoYes, I’m here to ensure that dad jokes are delivered with the proper pun-ctuality and finesse!
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.English103·1 year agoPunchline goes in the description.
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•It’s a shame that the Beatles didn’t make the submarine in that song green. That would’ve been sublime.English1·1 year agoPunchline should be in the description
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.English103·1 year agoPunchline goes in the comments
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.English2·1 year agoDon’t even try. OP takes it personally when you suggest that.
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why did the boy refuse to blow his nose with a dollar bill? 'Cause money's not a tissue.English3·1 year agoPhilo posting under their alt account?
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto memes@lemmy.world•That *IS* his real name, in case you didn't know.23·1 year agoHis name is Taco Ockerse. He did a cover of Puttin’ on the Ritz in the 80s. That’s it, that’s the whole joke. sigh I’ll never get those 5 minutes back.
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•This alert I just got on my police scanner app. Kentucky, WTF are you doing?8·1 year agoAh, Henderson. You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.English144·1 year agoIt helps with the pacing when they’re separated. When it’s all in the title, it reads like a 5 year old telling a joke and not realizing there needs to be some natural pauses in the telling. Putting the punchline in the body ensures the reader puts the pause in the correct spot.
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.English48·1 year agoBack to your bridge
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.English1716·1 year agoCould you stop putting the punchline in the title?
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Memes@lemmy.ml•Do you think Twitter is worth what it sold for?18·1 year agoTo take it a step further, I believe he’s also aligned with various other ‘actors’ who wanted to see Twitter turn to dog shit due to it being a widespread tool of the people and its usefulness in coordinating large scale protests.
I think he saw an opportunity to both make a buck doing what you said and fulfilling some unknown obligation or deal he has to tank the reputation.
The money making fell through, but he’s still left hanging to fulfill his obligation.
/End conspiracy
ringwraithfish@startrek.websiteto Memes@lemmy.ml•Billionaire has never heard of the Streisand effect.31·1 year agoSo they removed an article for the world because of a lawsuit in one country?
I’ve noticed when threads do start they are usually engaging conversations instead of the typical one-liner meme bullshit.
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