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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 天前

Flu season comin'. Keep yourself safe

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Flu season comin'. Keep yourself safe

VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 天前
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  • devaly@ani.social
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    23 天前

    both your hands are on the floor

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      23 天前

      But if he does it on his knuckles, it’s 78% less bacteria than palms on the ground?

    • aliceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      and you don’t know whether the floor is more, less or equally filled with bacteria than the person standing in front of you!

  • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
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    23 天前

    Not really on the “sweep the leg”. When they land they will spew a cloud of viruses as the wind gets knocked out of him.

    You need to quickly follow the sweep with a triple backwards somersault to exit the danger zone.

    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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      23 天前

      It’s really trivial and barely an inconvenience.

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        23 天前

        pretty much implied

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    23 天前

    Ah no, you have to put your hands on the floor to sweep the leg. Lots of germs there. Best to wash your hands, mask up, and vaccinate.

  • Denjin@feddit.uk
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    23 天前

    Flu is a virus. Checkmate

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      22 天前

      Bicycle kick: 60% less viruses

      Uppercut: 85% less viruses

      Thunderbolt attack: 90% less viruses

      Rocket/fireball: 100% less viruses

      Freezing: 100% more viruses

      • dillekant@slrpnk.net
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        20 天前

        Toastie!!!

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    23 天前

    Why do people feel the need to touch complete strangers? Just bow.

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      23 天前

      ah, throw them off guard before you
      sweep the leg

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      23 天前

      Never lower your eyes to an enemy.

    • kibblebits@quokk.au
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      23 天前

      I think we should all have to wave in unison as our supreme leader drives by.

      👋👋👋✋👋👋👋

    • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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      On that note:

      A little kiss also transfers less bacteria than a handshake

      Now come and greet uncle fatso

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    22 天前

    The air high five from Demolition Man has zero physical contact so no germ transfers that way.

    https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=air+high+five+demolition+man&rpl=1&ia=images&iax=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fa2842713158a63105411da7a7da5f869%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D16514824

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    23 天前

    boot to the head

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      23 天前

      And one for Jenny and the wimp.

  • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works
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    23 天前

    Rex Kwon Do graduate.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    23 天前

    For the knuckles and tops of your fingers, is this not what you might use to scratch your nose with? That’s why this greeting always bothers me.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    23 天前

    What about an elbow to the throat?

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