🎶 Snakes just wanna have fun! 🎶
Ssssso there I wassss jussssst sssssoaking in the sssssssun on my vacation and thissss woman nearly ssssteps on me! Sssssso rude! Ssssso I bit her, naturally.
Well, first of all, you gotta travel by plane.
snakes on a plane you say?
Even more baffling is what is Lindsay Lohan vacationing from.
I think this is a “misplaced modifier”?
Having “Lindsay House” saved in contacts: “What the fuck is her surname?”
Wait, aren’t you replying to the other shitpost with Lindsey House?
I can’t control all the shitposts. This is the best and the worst thing - there’s always more shit to comment on than one can comment on.
If you provide me with a direct link to that shitpost, I will remember to make a gap in my tight schedule and shitcomment there as well!Understandable, have a nice shit
