Ssssso there I wassss jussssst sssssoaking in the sssssssun on my vacation and thissss woman nearly ssssteps on me! Sssssso rude! Ssssso I bit her, naturally.

A fun way to confuse people: “Man look at the ass on that pussy!”

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I was pooping, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of tacobell—

While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Then she farted and nothing more

Couldn’t speak for those who already passed, but I’ve always planned to go deep into the woods somewhere so people won’t have to find me or clean anything up.

I don’t know about self absorbed, I guess you could say to the extent that they aren’t considering what others will have to deal with, but they hate themselves so much, hate their life so much, and have no hope for the future that they just want it to be over.

I’m by no means special, so I’d like to think they’d be similar to me, but I’m at least waiting for my older family to pass before I take my hike so I limit my impact as much as possible.

Literally came to say fuck off with your no choco taco chart! lol

Yep! That’s totally why I’m still single at 40! Yep.

See I’m not the problem, I’m actually smart! Totally not an undesirable worthless pile of human garbage! Nope nope nope!

In the US we’re sort of at that point to some lesser degree. There is no right to food, water, shelter, or healthcare, so if you don’t sell yourself (or work for yourself) you don’t get to eat and therefore would die.

Its got the juice!

“Guess: What’s in my ass!”

What a brand motto.

No no silly, the shingles are on the roof!

Jayonnaise… Lmao amazing

I graduated highschool in 2004, so I’d say roughly around 2002 I was marveling at the massive 1GB hard drive my friend got lol

I think 16GB of ram would have blown our minds.

The underwater fight was so annoying… He’s back in MH wilds, underwater segment and everything lol

Roars are very annoying, but I do like that you can build around that with earplugs. I always hate how perfectly timed the roars seem… Like I just needed .005 of a frame to finish and they get the roar off…

I used to love them, like tons and tons of hours in elden ring, but I reached a point now where I don’t want to play anything that makes me that angry. I’d be absolutely malding but determined to beat whatever was there and happy when I did, but now I just don’t feel like having that experience anymore.

Monster Hunter is pretty much as far as I’d go with “difficult” fights now.

The other comment was right it’s arknights endfield, the characters name is nefarith!

No, not like.

Am.

Dogs are incredibly annoying and a not insignificant number of people that want them actually subconsciously want children, but either can’t afford them, or don’t have a partner to have them with so they adopt a permanent child.

I think it’s rather coincidental that 90%+ of women’s dating profiles in my area (very high cost of living) all mention some form of “I’ll steal your dog. I love your dog more than you. Dogs are life. Live love dog” etc etc…

I’m all of the above and more! Hell, my unpopular opinion that will get me executed is that dogs are annoying and overrated. I’m literally worse than Hitler.

But I do recognize it at least so there’s that.