MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoGreat Depression: Part Deuximagemessage-square236linkfedilinkarrow-up11.23Karrow-down17
arrow-up11.22Karrow-down1imageGreat Depression: Part DeuxMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square236linkfedilink
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year ago“You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during lunch. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.” -Your manager
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year ago“The price of meat is skyrocketing, you sure your wife couldn’t… contribute?” -Owner
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year ago“Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.” -Corporate
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoToday’s special: Long pig served with boiled potatoes, haluski and dandelion salad. Pay only 1$ extra for entree (mystery meatball soup) and 50c extra for dessert (vinegar pie)
“You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during lunch. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.”
-Your manager
“The price of meat is skyrocketing, you sure your wife couldn’t… contribute?”
-Owner
“Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.”
-Corporate
Today’s special:
Long pig served with boiled potatoes, haluski and dandelion salad. Pay only 1$ extra for entree (mystery meatball soup) and 50c extra for dessert (vinegar pie)