Show me where I’m wrong

You seem troubled. If you’re ever in Amsterdam, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer and you can tell me about what’s bothering you.

It’s not all around great but I think New Zealand has a pretty decent government

Would he have someone bite off his head?

You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.

I guess it’s a cultural thing, over here you’d instantly get labeled a social outcast or a gangster.

You’d become unstoppable if you started walking while slav squatting.

I’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.

I’d only care if she was played by Pedro Pascal.