LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square883linkfedilinkarrow-up1439arrow-down141
arrow-up1398arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days agomessage-square883linkfedilink
minus-squareThe Quuuuuill@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·25 days agothe bullets fire whether your sphincter is open or not
minus-squarewatson@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·25 days agoEvery time you sneeze you ruin a perfectly good pair of pants/underwear.
Bullet poops
the bullets fire whether your sphincter is open or not
Every time you sneeze you ruin a perfectly good pair of pants/underwear.
You can also solve world hunger
Nutsack strays
You’re full of gunpowder