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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    “I was unemployed”

    • Why?
    • Can they not even keep a job?

    “I took a sabbatical”

    • Mysterious
    • Arousing
    • Shows off the size of your enormous sack

    EDIT : When I took my sabbatical and I was dating at the same time, instead of being seen as a scruffy bum it actually did give an air of mystique, since most people at that age were not doing things like that.