Some how you’ve made that cringy af.
Some how you’ve made that cringy af.
Thats the ‘cat free house’ way.
That’ll do pig, you piece of shit.
You say no to that cute little face!
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
Nah thats covered in the first song.
Must be " post unfunny memes" day today.
The Little Dick Boogie, Nobody Loves Me Anymore and I’ll Fuck My Bike Before I’d Fuck You (But Thats Only Because I’m Sexually Attracted To My Motorbike And Not To You)
That hill you’re dying on is made out gluten free kinetic sand.
Place the top of the bag between your palms, then think about your evil plan while sliding your hands against each other till they open, if not, try it on the bottom of the bag.
If you go to the website there’s a detailed explanation.
But yes, a hotdog is a taco when its cut down the middle side or top, its a burrito when the hotdog is encased in the bread.
If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.
What’s with this single button UI?
They’re lucky Dolly would want me to be kind to them.
They’re no 30 odd foot of grunt…
But for a band that has an a list celebrity in it, they’re pretty good.
You’re a strange one Mr Grinch.
Nope, you can’t stand there for generations going “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.