Bonus flavors!
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
The fact that you felt compelled to post this, says a lot.
I thought that biscuit flavoured cola was probably fake as well, but then I saw a discarded can of it yesterday
hey
They relish in the idea.
It is what plants crave.
Need a bag of apples with a Mountain Dew Gushing Granny label.
Mountain Dew flavored condoms with the catchphrase “Do the Dew!”
Contains no artificial ingredients…except for the artificial ingredients. Heheh.
I thought it was shampoo at first and was thinking “you know what, not such an awful idea” hah
No, that would be silly.
cancer in many colours and flavors
Now Dew lube. Hello Baja Blast!!
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Am I hungry or am I horny?? Is there a meal deal option?
230 calories per bottle
The serving size is BOTTLE?!
