I mean pretty easy for a pretty, skinny girl whose profile is nothing but thirst trap pics with a link to her onlyfans page to say.

Not so easy for the unfortunate looking women who hit on me and I politely try to let them down as kindly as possible.

There are extremely sadly ugly people out there of all genders. They didn’t ask to be born that way but it is not easy for them.

It’s not actually called “sex change surgery” it is called gender affirmation surgery and/or gender reassignment surgery.

So it’s not so much a misnomer as it is uninformed people using the wrong terminology entirely.

since I sit down

A man of culture and grace.

I drink a ton of water and only water. I also wipe because I sit down when I pee. (There’s nothin that crazy bout me, I’m just takin a whiz, mind your own biz, why’s everybody starin at me?)

So I mean, already do that, but I’m also very smell-sensitive in general, so maybe I’m just very sensitive to the smell.

Under the foreskin starts getting smelly fast, imho

Uncircumsized complicates this further and that smell increases more quickly.

Source: 😏

What would the animators do if they have their own way?

Get paid better. I think fewer of them are as interested in the final product than they are getting a paycheck that isn’t a joke.

Do you want the mustache on or off?

Too bad.

I still think it’s funny that he went from working at Valve as their Economist in residence studying digital markets to being the finance minister of Greece. I think the Valve job was more prestigious, especially since the rest of the EU was committed to fucking over Greece at the time.

you’ll give up your PC to rent one from the cloud

Devs, fix this exploit, pls. Cheaters taking advantage.

also sorry if the seahorse is hard to see

I am emotionally damaged and triggered from seeing this seahorse. It was a very hard thing for me to see.

Somebody is doing something and that something is naming birds awesome names.

To be fair “shortener” is a misnomer here as it can actually make a link longer in making it suspicious.

What the fuck am I doing? I’m covered in bees! Help!

Technically I think that’s how all groceries start, by being farmed.

Why settle for rare when you can grind for a legendary drop?

USB thumb drives. Sneakernet. Common in Cuba before they loosened internet restrictions, from what I’ve read.

In April 2011 he also made a sockpuppet account on MetaFilter to jerk himself off with self-aggrandization while pretending to just be a fan, only to be called out basically immediately by regular MetaFilter users.

https://www.metafilter.com/211809/Consider-Catbert-who-was-once-handsome-and-tall-as-you

https://mefiwiki.com/wiki/Scott_Adams,_plannedchaos

There’s so many ways to suck and this guy tried basically all of them.

Rule 3789 of the Pirates Code: never keep your device fully charged.