Master Cylinder!

…big black crayon…

Take your fucking upvote and get out

They also make their toddler drink exclusively from a garden hose.

Mr. Chili’s Wild Ride

Because they’re a fucking idiot, duh.

Why do you hate colored construction paper?

I choose seven baybeeeeee

Derek getting mad laid now.

True, but that’s also flooded with people who don’t read the rules and think it’s for getting advice from lawyers about their own legal issues.

I think it’s honestly because of the older stuff starting to finally reach public domain age, and they want new versions that will retain copyright for authors life+100 years all over again. They’ll lose access to the copyrights to the originals, but they’ll still be able to copyright any new variations they make while they are still in ownership of the originals.

Which, yeah, is peak boring dystopia.

Some people subscribe to certain subs to just hate-read reddit, I guess.

There’s less and less reason to check it every day. I used to check our /r/law regularly to read lawyers interpretations of all the court cases against Trump and where they were going. Then in the last few months the sub got flooded with loud jabronis with no legal education and only in like the last few weeks have the moderators started to regain control of it and make it strictly moderated again.

Same vibe

When you live in an absurd world, the only way to survive is to embrace the absurd.

One of my best memories is going to my local Radio Shack because I needed something plus I had a crush on the girl who worked the counter.

While there, she took a call and answered like she was supposed to:

“Thanks for calling Radio Shack. You’ve got questions, we’ve got answers.”

After a brief pause for the other person speaking:

“Why is that a dangerous slogan, sir?”

Another pause:

“We never said it would be an answer you liked.”

I would have gone with BeanJeans.

I mean, that’s part of it yes…

…but also overall food has gotten better, more diverse, with better flavorings, especially if you make it yourself.

So on one hand, a modern Twinkie isn’t as good, but on the other hand, there’s far more tasty options than just a Twinkie now. Hell, even those similarly styled and packaged Mexican treats (like a Bimbo Nito for example) appeal to me more than Hostess treats of any kind.

But I’d still rather go for something locally made that isn’t packaged and filled with preservatives. I am lucky to have some nice Mexican bakeries nearby.

English idiom in the vein of Polish shit idioms:

Stack wishes in one hand and shit in the other and see which one piles up first.

First time I heard a variation of it was from Mike Nelson on MST3K. He said crap instead of shit, obviously.

Hung Cock

Side note, leave it to people in the US to be so terminally illiterate that asking them to learn to pronounce a name properly is like asking them to throw themselves into a Volcano. They get viscerally angry at the idea of having to.

Steve is that you?

Dayum, he’s oiled up!

Me right now after reading this (NSFW):