I got the grill up to temp finally. Text me when you arrive with the “food”. :)

So that’s the face wash trump uses and why he’s so orange. Mystery solved Scooby-Doo!

C) is incorrect. it should read, C) Rich people taste like stringy grainy hamburger with 98% fat.

There are certain types of rubber/plastic that do this when they degrade, as others have mentioned. I had a small HDD with a rubberized coating on it and rubbing alcohol started to speed it’s degradation and it was a horrific mess. I also had a rubber mallet from a discount tool store that started to stink so bad, and it too was sticky and degrading. And (oh, you thought I was done…) I had some small Rubbermaid totes that I purchased at Walmart over 15 years ago that started to feel greasy and sticky when I touched them. I washed all of them multiple times until I realized the plastic was not cured and was breaking down. At least those did not stink. They only lasted 1 year before that happened.

Am I hungry or am I horny?? Is there a meal deal option?

It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.

Tax haven.

Now Dew lube. Hello Baja Blast!!

It’s about time Sam got screwed the way he screwed others!

We all know what to do with a blue wiener!

Influencer = Sales person

I want to eat a Vegan, but he has to have a big cucumber. And I will definitely make him my favorite pet!!!

What if the rock contains a fossil?

Wait… you mean eating your pets is considered vegan now? Wow, just WOW!!! [here kitty kitty]

“Come at me bro!”

I think people confuse the Political Based Vegan lifestyle and the Dietary Plant-based Vegan. They are not the same. Most people hate the political wing because they just cannot shut up. I do not want to be subjected to your religion, and you are not helping the animals you claim to. Dietary people just choose healthier options for themselves and don’t evangelize to others.

I think they tried to drive it through a car wash and it started on fire.

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

Looks like a reconfigured Scooby-Doo van.

Peas tell me what the joke is. I have bean very confused.